Some Lite Friday Aft Humour

[Harrison]

It's Friday afternoon, some light humour. My fave - Node.

 

Newfie Medical Dictionary

 

Artery

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The study of paintings

 

Bacteria

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Back door to cafeteria

 

Barium

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What doctors do when patients die

 

Benign

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What you be, after you be eight

 

Caesarean Section

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A neighbourhood in Rome

 

Cat scan

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Searching for Kitty

 

Cauterize

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Made eye contact with her

 

Colic

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A sheep dog

 

Coma

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A punctuation mark

 

Dilate

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To live long

 

Enema

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Not a friend

 

Fester

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Quicker than someone else

 

Fibula

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A small lie

 

Impotent

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Distinguished, well known

 

Labour Pain

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Getting hurt at work

 

Medical Staff

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A Doctor's cane

 

Morbid

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A higher offer

 

Nitrates

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Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Normally more money than Days

 

Node

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I knew it

 

Outpatient

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A person who has fainted

 

Pelvis

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Second cousin to Elvis

 

Post Operative

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A letter carrier

 

Recovery Room

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Place to do upholstery

 

Rectum

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Nearly killed him

 

Secretion

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Hiding something

 

Seizure

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Roman Emperor

 

Tablet

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A small table

 

Terminal Illness

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Getting sick at the airport

 

Tumour

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One plus one more

 

Urine

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Opposite of you're out