Twocoda Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 6 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 5 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 4 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 3 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 2 Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. And The Number 1 Thought - - - as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikehunter Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 #2. Lived that thought too many times to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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