NF - Weekend Humour

[John Bacon]

About Last Night ... Two Perspectives

 

A woman told a friend, "I had sex last night. Did you?"

Her friend replied, "Yes."

"Was it good?"

"No, it was a disaster. My husband came home, wolfed down his dinner, jumped on top of me, finished in four minutes, rolled over and fell asleep. How about yours?"

"Oh, my night was amazing! When I got home, my husband took me out for a romantic dinner. Afterwards, we took an hour-long walk. When we got home, he lit candles all around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. Then we had an hour of fantastic sex, after which we talked for hours. It was like a fairytale!"

Meanwhile, in another room, their husbands were also talking.

"Did ya get any last night?"

"Yep. When I got home, dinner was on the table. We ate, screwed, and fell asleep. It was perfect! How about you?"

"Yeah, we did it, but it was horrible. The electric company shut off our power 'cause I hadn't paid the bill so we had to go out to eat. She ordered a meal so expensive that I didn't have enough money left for cab fare home, so we had to walk for like an hour! And since the power was off, I had to light candles just to see. I was so pissed that I couldn't get it up and then I couldn't get off for another hour. When I finally did, I was so bummed that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife just wouldn't stop jabbering!"