todays funny 11-13-10

[skeeter]

I was in Timmy's recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod. ...

[Twocoda]

ha ha ...thats ok though(they say) i had too much to drink last night( i say it was exhaustion) and passed out while the party was still going on in our house...well...i was dreaming i was peeing off the CN tower and was woken up to find myself standing on the kitchen island peeing on the stove in front of all the guests...(thats not the funny part )....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i forgot to undo my fly.......