Joke....too funny

[Basskicker]

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside

 

cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

 

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

 

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,

 

and begins to read her book.

 

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

 

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

 

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

 

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

 

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

 

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

 

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

 

For all I know you could start at any moment.

 

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

 

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

 

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

 

 

 

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.

 

For all I know you could start at any moment.'

 

 

 

 

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[acmarou]

Thanx, I needed that. :lol:

 

Here's a short one for ya from the grey bruce board. Sorry Ladies buuuut.

 

 

 

 

A man posted an ad in the classifieds, all it said was - Wife Wanted

 

Next day he received 200 replies.

 

They all said the same thing 'You can have mine.'

Edited August 17, 2009 by acmarou

[TC1OZ]

HAHAHAHA both are solid jokes!