A Good One for the Day

[fishing n autograph]

Little Johnny arrives to school wearing a Chicago Cubs hat.

 

Mrs. Jones asks Little Johnny "Why are you wearing a Cubs hat?"

 

Little Johnny replies, "well, my mommy and daddy are Cubs fans, so I'm a Cubs fan too."

 

Mrs. Jones thinks for a moment and asks "Johnny, if your dad was a drug dealer and your mom was a prostitute, what would you be then?"

 

Little Johnny takes off his hat and replies "A White Sox fan!"

 

 

 

I actually saw this on a t-shirt!

Edited May 1, 2009 by FishnNAutographs