Top ten

[kuhaman]

Top ten phrases never used by anglers

 

10 You know buddy, those hip waders make your butt look big.

 

9 I don't know if duct tape can fix that

 

8 C'mon man, we can watch bass fishin anytime! My favorite redecorating show is on!

 

7 Your crazy, my truck can't get through that!

 

6 Better throw some of that beer overboard, the weight is swamping the boat!

 

5 Hey TJ, rub some of that sunscreen on my back will ya.

 

4 Lets get the wives, fishing just isn't fun without them

 

3 Ive been thinking. Those P3TA people just may have a point.

 

2 Maybe we should give up fishn and take up a real sport like bowling.

 

1 The number one phrase never used by anglers. Gee Ive never caught a fish that big before!!!!!