Three oh so important rules about turning 40

[fishing n autograph]

I had an interesting conversation with a fellow co-worker who is over 40 and had these 3 important rules to pass on...thought everyone would get a kick out of them.

 

 

Rule #1

 

When you have to take a leak, go. And when you don't have to go, try anyway.....

 

Rule #2

NEVER EVER TRUST A FART

 

Rule #3

NEVER EVER WASTE GOOD WOOD!

[snag]

Woulda worked when I wuz 30 too!