Fishin Jokes

[ozaibak1]

Why fishing is better than making love:

 

* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.

If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

 

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.

And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

 

* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.

In loving you lie about the one you caught.

 

* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to

still be friends after you let it go.

 

* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

 

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.

If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

 

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.