~~~Can anyone help GreencoachDawg, get home

[oldphart]

~~~~ GreencoachDawg walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” Dawg looks at the bartender through

Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,

Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”

The bartender stares at Dawg for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

Dawg looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”