~~Taking another shot at Greencoachdawg

[oldphart]

~~Pigsticker once was a Marine and Greencoachdawg who was once a sailor were sitting in a bar arguing over which was the superior service. After a swig of beer Pigsticker said, "Well, we had Iwo

Jima."

 

Arching his eyebrows, Greencoachdawg replied, "We had the Battle of Midway."

 

"Not entirely true", responded the Pigsticker. "Some of those pilots were

Marines; in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine

pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."

 

Greencoachdawg responded, "Point taken."

Pigsticker then said, "We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!"

 

Greencoachdawg, nodding agreement, says, "But we had John Paul Jones."

 

The argument continued until Greencoachdawg came up with what he thought would

end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "The Navy

invented sex!"

 

Pigsticke replied, "That's true, but it was the Marines who introduced it

to women!"

[fish_finder]

squeal like a pig!

[live2fish]

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