Seniors NF

[fishinfool]

Funny of the night

 

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in

> front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

> There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you

> tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

> Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this

> old guy handled it.

> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded

> waiting room and approached the desk.

> The receptionist said, "Hello, sir.

> Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?"

> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

> The receptionist became irritated and said, "You

> shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he

> said.

> The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some

> embarrassment in this room full of people.

> You should have said there is something

> wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with

> the doctor in private."

> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask

> people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could

> embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then

> re-entered.

> The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing

> he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

> "I can't piss out of it," he replied.

> The waiting room erupted in laughter.

> Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!