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A kindergarten pupil says to his teacher that he saw a cat and it was dead.

 

The teacher asks," How do you know it was dead?"

 

"Because I pi.ssed in its ear and it didn't move", said the little boy innocently.

 

"You did WHAT?" said the teacher who was shocked by the comment.

 

The little boy said, " You know. I leaned over and went Pssst and it didn't move."

Edited by tapout

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