~~Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookie:

[oldphart]

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo 1800 Tequilla or equiv

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large

bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter

in a large fluffy bowl.

 

Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this

point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,

try another cup... just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to

the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick

the dangg fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If

the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.

 

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who

giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift

the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find. Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,

throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose

Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

 

CHERRY MISTMAS

 

Bill eakins

[yellowboat]

I'll try that tonight looks good but can 7 year Havana club be subed for the tikillya.