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danbo

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  1. At least I'm consistant!! Merry Ho-HO ya ol' redneck!
  2. Once these shops have your $$$ its usually.."See ya L8R!"
  3. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dangit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking"
  4. Y'all gotta try eatin' this every now 'n then..
  5. Hey who's side ya on Dawg?? Dang..y'all makin' a Monkey outta me now! Yo HC..I'm just rattlin' yer chain .. " G'mornin' & Pass the frog legs Dear.." (Come spring I know where ya can get millions of lampers for FREE! YUMMY.)
  6. How poetic..coming from a Lamprey-eater..NEXT My new breakfast cereal.. http://www.frightenstein.com/characters/grizelda.html
  7. Hats off to the Brave (May ALL the World Leaders read this too & re-think their motives of WAR.)
  8. http://www.boatdealers.ca/boats/details.aspx?BoatID=37513
  9. Deep-V is more versatile. If solo the smaller one is OK, but bigger is usually better for 2. Ask around at marinas & take your time. Haggle the final price too..
  10. Normally female is bigger with Musky..
  11. Thank goodness for YouTube, eh? http://www.theparacast.com/podcasts/paracast_080831.mp3
  12. Yo Louis..what if it was a record Atlantic Salmon or Steelhead?
  13. It still spawns until it dies..so superior genetics for certain. Also, for the next person to catch it...PRICELESS!!
  14. Man, I gotta say I LUV OFC! Where else can ya have this kinda FUN?
  15. You already did! http://www.uvm.edu/~irwe/images/project_images/Lamprey.jpg Yum..makin' my mouth water already.... not!
  16. Why suffer with cheap stuff? The Drag is important with big fish.. OK..Let's just pull the guy in 20 directions so he stays confused.
  17. DMASSE has an awesome combo in the classifieds here!!
  18. The drag alone + the bearings excel for fighting Big, fast Steel. Both reels can take a beating, friend. I like your line choice. You need a fighting-butt on the rod. A cheap 7wt Martin RollingFork rod will suffice for rivers like the Credit or Ganny..
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