Clampet

Valens has tiny little 12" Pike (if yer lucky) and Sunfish. What self respectin' man would admit to fishing fer kiddy fish.

Golly gee, Mr Raf, that shore is a suggestive song. Don't cha worry Elly May, I'll be keepin' my eye on 'im!

Hell no!

Reminds me of a friend that was mad at his bro s in law cause he wouldn't lend him his snowmobile. The very next day the bros in law takes his sle fer a ride, and the entire clutch and chain drive explode to the tune of many dollars. I said to buddy, "See... if you had borrowed the sled, it would have broken down on you." He was lucky he got turned down on the use of the sled, cause he wasn't working, and could ill afford the repairs. Most people sell their cars, sleds, bikes, etc when they know repairs are coming, otherwise they would still be driving them. Most people will never be honest with you, they always make up some story to justify the sale.

This thread is "Insanity"

Ya bunch of "Back Stabbers"! What they do! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVC2j_Kdw8c

Thanks fer sharin' Big bad John, been awhile since I heard that one, I'm guessin' it is based on a true story.

Ever tried REDRUM?

These here boyz are from noe other than Hog Swaller..

Danbo's alluding to the young lady in the video.

They look so unkept, you almost expect to find them in a homeless shelter.

That thar must be a Cottontail, as he woulda turned white by now if'n he was a snowshoe rabbit.

I'll be cookin one of Jed's favourites.. Coon Mosquito pie with Possum fricasee freshly caught this marnin'

Here's another of my favs.. Heres the words: Brandi – Looking Glass There’s a port On a western bay And it serves a hundred ships a day Lonely sailors pass the time away And talk about their homes And there’s a girl In this harbor town And she works, layin’ whiskey down They say Brandi, fetch another round She serves them whiskey and wine. The sailors say Brandi You’re a fine girl What a good wife you would be Yeah your eyes could steal the sailors From the sea. Brandi wears a braided chain Made of finest silver from the north of Spain A locket, that bears the name Of the man that Brandi loves He came on a summer’s day Bringin’ gifts, from far away But he made it clear, he couldn’t stay The harbor was his home. The sailors say Brandi You’re a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life, my love and my lady Is the sea Yeah Brandi used to watch his eyes When he told his sailor stories She could feel the ocean fall and rise She saw its rage and glory But he had always told the truth Lord he was an honest man And Brandi doesn’t fail to understand. At Night when the bars close down Brandi walks through a silent town And loves a man who’s not around She can still hear him say She hears him say Brandi, You’re a fine girl What a good wife you would be but my life, my love and my lady is the sea.

Hope it works out. I'm working on landing the Mattress Tester opportunity at Sleep Country Canada.

Sorry for your loss, our deepest sympathies, Misfish.

Watch it youg'un

Ahem Isn't Lake Skugog a manmade lake shaped like a doughnut, with the center being land, so how would you:"Go out into the middle.." and fish?

HERE ARE THE LYRICS: http://www.lyrics007.com/Rammstein Lyrics/Buck Dich Lyrics.htm

I lived in Toronto fer 23 years. I now live in the NW part of Miss, close to the Credit River. "Head fer the RIVA"

I buy it off the newstand once in a while. I used to like InFisherman, but I find it is half the size it used to be.

That's a 23 pounder! Nice fish, good picture!

I used to watch that after school. Dr Smith was an idiot.

"Golly, uncle Jed, what will be do with all this Boxing week Cash receipts" "Wall, I reckon we could invest it in ice augers"

Ever heard this guy? He " cracks" me up!