LOL...ok I call you delusional if you think Pens in 5.
Old archaic defense? By that you mean Lidstrom (who is one of the best defensemen EVER, and the Norris Trophy winner again), and Chelios (who yes, I agree with is useless). The rest of their defensemen are in their 20s.
Laraque.....well, he can barely skate to begin with, so if he can catch any of the Red Wings, yes he should lay a beating on them. But DET is too disciplined to get roped into anything.
Pits depends too heavily on their top 3 guys. You need secondary, scoring which they are not getting much of.
Det has 2 lines that score, with a solid 3rd line that chips in a few goals, and a solid shutdown fourth line.
They are the most well-rounded team by far. Not to mention Zetterberg and Datsyuk together are just as dynamic as Sidney and Gino are.
Going to be a great series, and hopefullt I can grab a ticket to a game!