Humpday Humour

[Twocoda]

Dave and Matt are out fishing on the deck. Matt takes out a cigarette and asks Dave for a light.

Dave reaches into his tackle box and pulls out a lighter 11 inches long.

Matt looks at it and asks, “Where did you get this?”

 

Dave: I got it from my genie.

Matt: You have a genie?

Dave: Yup! He’s in the tackle box.

Matt: Let’s see.

Dave opens the box and calls out the genie. Instantly he appears.

Matt

is amazed and instantly says to the genie. “Genie grant ME a wish.

Genie: Sure! What shall it be?

Matt: I want a million bucks!

Genie: So it shall be!

 

The genie disappears into the tackle box. A couple of minutes later the sky grows dark and the loud thunder of quacking can be heard overhead.

Disappointed Matt turns to Dave and says, “What gives? I asked for a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!”

 

Dave: Oh I forgot to tell you that the genie has a hearing problem! Do you really think I asked for an 11 inch BIC???