monday morning funny

[Pinch]

I was sent this a couple days ago...

 

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long-johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

 

 

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

 

 

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back (now with a different anticipation) and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

 

 

My loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"

 

 

 

I still don't know if she was joking.