Just to keep the thread on track...
Im at work, slow day as usual at the mine.
Me and my coworker are sitting in the side by side talking smack and eating a load of pepperoni and havarti.
All the sudden my stomach is gurgling, like real bad quite quick.
Hurry to the washrooms! Its a 15 minute ride from where we are.
Get to the washroom and im about to burst.
Off comes the helly hanson gear and I lay my butt on the crapper.
I was in such a hurry, or I guess my bowels were, I didnt remove my boxers.
So yes, for the first time ever(aside from infancy) I bull myself. And I bull myself very badly.
Afterwords I felt dirtier than a amsterdam hooker.
"Hey boss, im heading home. I bull myself"
Saweet, great story to tell the boys! See ya tomorrow"!