Eat cherries or drink cherry juice, doesn't matter if they're fresh, canned or frozen. There's some chemical in the juice that dissolves the uric acid crystals and lets your system flush it out. Black cherries are better but they all work.
One of the true basses in Ontario waters. They're related to the sea basses, unlike the largemouth and smallmouth which are sunfish. They're tasty too!
I don't know about Santa but the reindeer have to be females. Males drop their antlers before Christmas and the females carry theirs until after birthing in the spring.