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  1. This thread makes me lol.

     

    Thankfully my dogs eat real food only(and in one case our cat)

     

    Anyhow, bruce thats hilarious! But i meant hot food not spicy.

     

    I once accidentally fed some hot supper to our boxer that past 7 years ago.

     

    It vacated everything in his stomach, and i mean everything!

     

    Ive never seen soooo much puke.

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    usually im sitting out there thinking...ok it takes me 10-15 to get home...how long until the storm is 10-15 away so that I can arrive on my dock and run to the house as the rain starts falling lol.

     

    Last year on buckhorn I said "Lets go!!!!" and Dave said "one more cast" that one more cast ended up with us being caught in torrential downpour in a golf cart as we drove it back up to his trailer from the docks lol

     

    boy did we catch a lot of bass though

    Lol

     

    Ive got the timing down pretty good especially if lightening is involved.

     

    When you can feel it in your rod go as fast as possible lol.

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    The cold front pre-fish is definitely a tried and tested pattern for me as well. Especially if you are fishing before a summer electrical storm, the bite will always be insane.

    This, I find it so accurate I can dictate how far away the storm is lol

  4. Yeah we moved from the bush and solitude to get closer to work and all the kids activities(hockey, soccer, volleyball etc)

     

    My gawd I hate being right in emo.

     

    Two drug busts on our block like 10 days ago, now this?

     

    A good neighbour would be good, solitude is waaaaay better lol

     

    I can already envision another mover in a year to get the frig outta this place!!!

  5. that is my prime carp spot. Try pulling one of those lippy buggers thru the ice. If you succeed, that's some good eating right there. Use an 8 or ten inch auger, fire some corn down the hole and hang on. Have a heated frying pan nearby with butter, pepper and salt. Don't even bother filleting it....just right into the pan. You can deal with the guts and bones later.

    I peed a little

  6. A little off topic but not really.

     

    3 years ago the police came to the fair with what I think is an awesome service.

     

    They did scans of our kids(height/weight/eye colour etc.

     

    It was all saved to a disc we could keep in a safe.

     

    If one of our kids went missing the police would have really accurate details about your kid(s) that our missing.

     

    Had an app for phones etc.

     

    Anyone else have this or something related?

  7. I am blessed with awesome neighbours.

    We used to be lol

     

    Congrats, seriously.

     

    Man it can make a huge difference.

     

    I might get my treaty 3 cop buddy to escort me over there with a peace offering, like big cliff suggested. Bury the hatchet so to speak.

     

    Now whats a 60+ old immigrant from who knows what country want as an offering? It obviously cant be native lol.

     

    A pound cake???

  8. BREAKING NEWS!

     

    After our initial report, we received many phone calls, e-mails and sexts with more information regarding "Chad" and his raping of Lake Nipigon walleye populations.

     

    We our live early to post many stunning facts!

     

    It turns out, many aboriginals witnessed "Chad" was not fishing alone. Many witnesses say he was in a party of 3 to 5. "Some so white they blinded us, some so red we feared they were sunburnt to death and brought back from the afterlife" one aboriginal claims.

     

    "I think they might have cleared the lake of walleye within the 3 times I seen them! Its hard to tell? On a sunny day they blinded you with somekind of whiteness", says local aboriginal.

     

    More sexts arrived as well, and after a brief bathroom break, we discovered a whole new level of unscrupulous activities.

     

    As it turns out, reports indicate the local aboriginals participated in dances, asking the creator to knock a tree over on "Chads" car.

     

    "It was incredibly successfull say one resident. Adding "lets see him make use of that tree now"!

     

    Now for a plot twist...

     

    As confirmed by many, it turns out these "fishing" individuals belong to a radical, anti city, fishing and hunting cult!

     

    The name given was OFC, thought by many to stand as a cover, meaning "Ontarios Fried Concessions".

     

    As our team discovered, it is nothing but a front.

     

    Many members harm fish for pictures by placing hookes in their mouths, among other acts of brutality.

     

    They also gloat at killing and cooking animals, almost so proud it would make Hitler pay the gas bill.

     

    As it turns out, many members indoctrinate their children early. One member even went so far as to name his child "lil fisher". With a smile on his face, the child looks terrified to be in OFC.

     

    Another member, known to post many pictures and videos, fled to the bahamas. "Limeyangler" as he is known, post many discouraging videos in which he forces his son to cause harm to fish, makes his dog run at fast speeds un the snow, and worst of all, kidnapped his father on numerous occasions to assault fish.

     

    More calls are coming in as we speak and we will keep you updated!

     

    As for now, seems this community is on the lamb, with the owner hiding in some cavernous cabin.

     

    Stay tuned.... or not

     

    Parents, please spay or neuter your children.

     

    From box news, have a hellava night!

  9. This just in...

     

    Chad and crew are in negotiations with local MNR covering the radical decline of lake nippissing walleyes.

     

    The MNR begged and pleaded for Chad to leave that spot alone.

     

    He refused, yelling "NIP IS BACK BABY"! Regretably, in speedos in front of local news stations.

     

    Since Chad had done nothing illegal, he small packaged the MNR into a corner that left the aboriginals upset.

     

    LOCAL ABORIGINAL: " His(Chads) angling technique is depleting our waters. Just two lines and he outfishes our "square hooks", its simply not fair".

     

    More on this breaking story, tonight at 11

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