they schooling is falling short in TO, so i thought id shed some light on the situation after the kids showed me there english lessons,
1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the
other day, man I was HONOROLL.
2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET
in the backyard.
3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE
go after a week.
5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY
into space.
6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash,
my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE
and got away.
8. AFRO - I got so mad at my carp, AFRO a lamp at
her.
9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH
I go to the field and smoke weed.
10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday,
I got her a DOMINEERING.
12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe
a stranger KENYA spare some change.
13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope
play.
14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points.
My coach said, "DATA boy!"
15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when
they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"
16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her
shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office,
"Is this BEWARE I get a job?"
18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION
hung like a horse.
19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like
that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."
20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
have a couple of rabid dogs on DECIDE.