silveradosheriff

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you have a beer:

Sam was driving home from one of his trips in Northern Saskatchewan when he saw an elderly Cree man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Cree man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sam tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Cree man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a box on the seat next to Sam.

"What in box?" asked the old man.

Sam looked down at the box and said, "It's a case of beer. I got it for my wife."

The Cree man was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said, "GOOD TRADE."

Once you go colour - you'll never go back.

Humminbird at the front and Eagle at the back - both have been excellent. The Nav card on the Eagle is a blast!

Welcome back - you'll definately enjoy those fine pieces of equipment!

:-)

Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work...

1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."

2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

3. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

5. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

6. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who oppose them.

7. 2 days without a human rights violation.

8. Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

9. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

10. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

13. If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

14. Plagiarism saves time.

15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Magnum Rat-L-Trap, Firetiger.

Cool Tee

HeHeHe - Nice one!

They did have terrible prices.

Red Neck Smoker

Holy Crap!

Definately two transducers- I'm using the Universal Sonar through the head of my Maxxum and am very pleased.

Lake 'X'.

I suppose that could be an alternate ending.

Colossal squid may be headed for oven Thu Mar 22, 6:20 AM ET

A colossal half-ton squid, believed to be the largest ever caught, may be destined for the microwave oven.

But researchers say they don't want to cook the massive creature — just defrost it so they can study it better.

Scientists at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, have taken possession of the beast that took fishermen two hours to land after it was netted by chance in Antarctic waters last month and was frozen soon afterward to preserve it.

Expert Steve O'Shea said the squid had weighed in at 1,089 pounds and measured 33 feet long — heavier but shorter than initial estimates of 990 lbs and 39 feet.

It appears to be by far the largest specimen of the rare and mysterious deep-water species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, or colossal squid, ever caught.

Experts say the creatures, which have long been one of the most mysterious denizens of the deep ocean, may grow even bigger — up to 46 feet long.

O'Shea said scientists at the museum are considering using a giant microwave oven as a possible way to defrost the animal so they can study it.

The mammoth squid could not be left to defrost at room temperature because the process would take days, leaving the outside to rot while the core remained frozen, he said.

"There are certain microwave equivalents that are used by industry, for treating timber and the like, that we could probably fit this thing into," O'Shea said. "But that is just one option."

At the time it was caught, O'Shea said it would make calamari rings the size of tractor tyres if cut up — but they would taste like ammonia.

Colossal squid can descend to 6,500 feet and are known to be extremely active, aggressive hunters.

O'Shea said the squid is priceless to scientists, and would be worth many millions of dollars if insured

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey, I no come work today, I

sick, headache, stomach ache, legs

hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know

something, Hung Chow, I really need you

today. When I feel like this, I go

to my wife and tell her to give me some lovin'.

That makes everything better and I

go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls

again. "I do what you say, I feel

great. I be work soon.....you got

nice house."

Thanks Marc - so GB it is?

GB

Very nice!!!

Love the FP!!!

Hey Mart, your comment wasn't out of line.

There are a few dog owners who are idiots - but they are in the minority.

The line I like is....

My worst fear is that when I die my wife will sell all my tackle for what I told her I paid for it.

Doh!

Well Bookoobeast - I'm glad I could be of some help.

It is a bit more anal than it appears as each of the boxes is also labelled on both sides for use of viewing.

:-)

Know? - heck she keeps buying more!

Waiting impatiently to drown some lures!!!

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on display in the front window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95." The amazed father asks, "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The salesperson answers, "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer and one of Ken's friends."