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Yup - same poop, different year.
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Yup - Erie.
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Welcome!
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What about the Fins?
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Good work!
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LOL!
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See you at the game!
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Welcome to the Board!
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Excellent work - what a great site!
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Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept
over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a
friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that
he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year-old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX, has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Huh, makes a lot of sense.
Fun post indeed!
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Thanks Mepps - I'll give it a try tonight.
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Hey dmasse, did Rogers say when they expect this to happen?
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Thanks Gerritt - I have the files but can't open them in the windows media maker. For some reason it doesn't appear to support VOBs.
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It's all good - keep it real!
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Quick question - do any of these software packages handle a VOB file? - The windows movie maker does not.
Thanks in advance.
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Thanks for the feedback - I'm trying the Freebie first and we'll see how that goes.
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17.5 with 140 or 18.5 with 150.
The one listed is definately underpowered, for example my 16.5 has a 90.
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Thanks, I'll try it!
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Wow, that is impressive!
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Just wondering what folks are using.
It looks like Nero and Roxio Easy Media Creator are promising.
Thanks!
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U2 Concert
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>> Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
>> audience for some quiet.
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>>Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into
>>the microphone, in a deep solemn voice...
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>>"Just for a moment, think outside yourself...Outside this arena.
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>>Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
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>>A loud Newfy voice from near the front pierces the
>>moment... "Well,Lard tunderin jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin'
>>clappin' then!"
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LOL!!!
I have had it with this ARTIC weather!!!!
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Congrats on the big anniversary, and here's to warmer weather!