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  1. A Guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss

    > >>program.

    > >> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before

    > >>him a

    > >> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a

    > >>pair of

    > >> Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    > >> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss

    > >>company.

    > >> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    > >> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later

    > >>huffing

    > >> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the

    > >>next four

    > >> days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself

    > >>and

    > >> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    > >>

    > >> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The

    > >>next

    > >> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

    > >> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    > >> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around

    > >> her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

    > >> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot This girl is in

    > >>excellent shape .

    > >> and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,

    > >>the same

    > >> routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better

    > >>shape.

    > >> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he

    > >>discovers

    > >> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

    > >>

    > >> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the

    > >>7-day/50

    > >> pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.

    > >> 'This is our most rigorous program.'

    > >> Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    > >> The next day there's! a knock at the door; and when he opens it he

    > >>finds a

    > >> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running

    > >>shoes

    > >> and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass

    > >>is mine.'

    > >> He lost 63 pounds that week.

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