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  4. Having some fun at the Scotty

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    Had some fun on Lady 'O' with the boyz as we went 10/10 and brought a 5 fish box (max) to the scales at just over 81lbs. Sitting 8th in the field of 70.

    Pretty crazy bast-off this morning with 70 salmon boats and some big rigs. The boat next to us was powered with twin 250 Yamahas - boy, could he fly!

     

    Here is a pic of the motley crew with the 5 fish that we weighed in.

     

     

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    Thanks fellas for a great day on the water!!!

     

    Wish us luck tomorrow.

     

    :-)

  8. Blonde Joke - NF

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    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE

    IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES

    TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

     

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS,

    AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID

    FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT

    SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

     

    THE BLONDE REPLIES,

    'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,

    I'M GOING TO TORONTO ,

    AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE'.

     

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT

    AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT

    THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO

    SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY,

    AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

     

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE

    AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE

    SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL

    HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES,

    'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,

    I'M GOING TO TORONTO ,

    AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE'.

     

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE

    PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING

    WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE

    WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

     

    THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?

    I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED

    TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE'.

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND

    WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,

    'OH, I'M SORRY,' AND GETS UP AND GOES

    BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

     

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT

    ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID

    TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

     

    'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ' '.

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