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  1. Joke of the day.

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    This guy is standing at the bar when a rather large woman walks up to him and asks for his number. He replies by asking if she has a pen? She says yes and he replies back that she better get back to it before the farmer finds her missing!

  3. Joke of the day.

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    7 hours ago, Old Ironmaker said:

    My joke of the day. Or at least I borrowed it. 

    A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

    The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.

    The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you’d like.

    The man’s brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman’s brain costs “30,000.00.”

    The patient could not help but ask, “Why such a large difference between the male and the female brain?”

    The doctor replied, “The female brain is used.

    I love it!

  5. Joke of the day.

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    This will be fun!

    One of my favourites:

    Prime Minister Jean Chretien was meeting with officials in Flin Flon. It was a very hot day and the ceremonies took place outside in a local grandstand. The Mayor was surprised to see that Chretien was wearing a large fox fur hat, despite the heat.

    After a while the mayor leaned over and spoke up. "Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, but I can't help wondering why you are wearing that fox hat when it is so warm?"

    Chretien shrugged. "Well, you know 'ow it is", he replied. "My wife, she is da dresser in da family, so I always take 'er advice.

    If I go to de Maritime, she say 'Wear da toque'.

    If I go to Calgaree, she say 'Wear da stetson'.

    Dis time she ask me where I go; I say Flin Flon.

    She say 'Flin Flon! Where da fox hat ??'

    So I did!"

     

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  8. Marina That Can Replace Rivets

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    Hi Folks,

     

    Can anyone recommend a good place in the GTA that can take apart the decking on my boat and replace 7 missing rivets? They might also need to place some of the floor boards.

     

    I am willing to drive a couple of hours if necessary in order to have a good job done.

     

    Thanks!

     

    Warren

  13. 8 years for Humboldt truck driver

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    Put yourself in the shoes of any one of those families who lost one of their children needlessly because of this. Is 8 years enough? Was 8 years enough for Marco Muzzo? typically only 2/3 of se sentence get served with time reduced for good behavior. In one case you have a truck driver who knowingly drove distracted and in the other case you have a car driver who drove impaired. The truck driver did not simply blow a stop sign, he was not even looking at the road signs. 

    Death by vehicle penalties are much different than those imposed for true murder at the hand of the accused. In my opinion 8 years was not enough and yes deport him, we don't need people like that living in such a great country when they have no respect for our laws.

    Muzzo will end up driving again at some point in his life, too bad nothing else can be done with him having been born here. He has no respect for human life. He had all the money in the world and was too arrogant to take a taxi or limo home from the airport knowing himself how impaired he really was.

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