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Anyone have any idea what this may be? It's been hanging around his yard for about 2 weeks, about the size of a crow. [/url]">http://http://s728.photobucket.com/user/Fisherman1243/media/IMG_0138.jpg.html'>

Well I pulled a boner last 8th of April, without going into the silly details, I launched myself to get out of someones way with great vigour. Instant agony, thought maybe it was just a charlie horse. After a week of nursing it and no improvement I went to emerg, after an ultrasound looks like I tore some muscles in the front of my thigh. I have to go back for more xrays next week hopefully the swelling will subside some. Doc mentioned possible surgery. Has anyone gone through this before? I'm getting tired of sitting and sleeping and the leg is on fire.

~~~~I've ben a thunken that to stop all the uninvited guest from come across the Border we as Cancuks should band together and plant a nice Shrubbery bush the length of the border, and like the Hwys, with their adopted a Hwy signs we could do the same with the Shrubbery, and if anyone makes it through and were caught, they would have to spend at least 2 hrs. weeding and trimming. Who's with me, Give me a Hell Ya Sorry bored at work

Holy motherin what agony. Frozen this morning in that heat this morning, felt like Fido gettin rid of rusty razorblades.

Careful folks, the people with the clipboards are out there canvassing again trying to lock you in to crazy NG prices. This guy even had an Enbridge bill on the clipboard. Keep an eye out for the older unsuspecting folks.

Hard to believe there's still a large number of folks out there in the GTA without power. Don't know how long the average house would go before thing start to freeze up.

4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, "my son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas. The second guy said, "damn, that's terrific! my son is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift! The third man said. "well that's terrific! my son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! The 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? One of the three guys said, "we're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... "wat about ur son?" they asked the 4th guy. The fourth man replied, " my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, " that's a shame...what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. " nah, I'm not ashamed hes my son and I love him..and he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.

I have too much to do today. Busier than a 3 legged cat burying a turd on a frozen pond. I'll be back sometime today to add my 2 cents to this thread. In the meantime, food for thought: Ours is the busiest fishing community in Canada (real numbers) so we should all be proud as contributors to our success. Those who don't like it here ahhh what can I say, you're still here so I'm not worried. Anyhow, gotta get some stuff done, back as soon as I can. That was at 0756 this morning, can someone go help Roy bury that turd, it's 1350 now and haven't heard back from him yet. Maybe he was licking his paws clean and got stuck to the ice..

Two aliens crossing the Arizona desert arrived at a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger Alien addressed it saying :- "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. P-s-ed off at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!" The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that. I really think that will make him mad.' 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire.There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away, butt first in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess about with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear!'.

Hi everyone, ,once again I am asking for your help. The weekend is getting closer so fund raising is in full swing. The fist 100 people to raise $200.00 by Friday will have an extra $100 added to their total. Every little bit helps and it goes to a great cause as you all know. I tried to imbed the links but was unable to do so, my appologies. Thanks for all your help and support to date, it's very much appreciated. Maureen On September 7-8, 2013, I'll be participating in a very special event called The Shoppers Drug Mart® Weekend to End Women’s Cancers™ Benefiting The Campbell Family Cancer Research Institute at Princess Margaret Cancer Centre. The Weekend is almost here, and your donation will make it possible for me to reach my goal—of walking, and working toward a future free from women’s cancers. I've committed to raising at least $2,000, but I've set my personal goal at 2500.00. Use the link at the bottom of this email to visit my site and make an online donation to support me. When I reach my fundraising goal, I will walk "approximately 60kilometres in two days ! with thousands of other women and men. Every dollar we raise will IMMEDIATELY go to support breast and gynecologic cancers research, treatment, and services. I hope that you'll share this incredible adventure with me and support me in my fundraising efforts. It’s down to the wire though—please help me by making a donation today! Thank you in advance for your generosity, Maureen Manning Click here to visit my personal page. If the text above does not appear as a clickable link, you can visit the web address: http://www.endcancer.ca/site/TR?px=3935788&pg=personal&fr_id=1472&fl=en_US&et=-8nUDP3HlhY0IVs3MgBpTw Click here to view the team page for Keenan's and the Crew for the Cure If the text above does not appear as a clickable link, you can visit the web address: http://www.endcancer.ca/site/TR?team_id=116352&pg=team&fr_id=1472&fl=en_US&et=HOhg-7qREKbN5m97EzOHbQ