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  6. Daily Smile - NF

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying," Every one who thinks they are stupid, stand up!"

    After a few seconds,Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said," Do you think you are stupid?"

     

    "No Ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself"!

  11. Wal-Mart to start selling Wine in Ontario - NF

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    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will

    begin offering customers a new discount item ----

    Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest

    retail chain will be selling the spirits at an

    affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

     

     

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a

    bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts,

    but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said

    Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University

    of Arkansas, Bentonville.

     

     

    "But the right name is important."

     

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the

    most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

    The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

     

     

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

    2. Grape Expectations

    1. Nasti Spumante

     

     

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served

    with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

  17. Hump Day Funny

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    A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

    "You know what?" says the 6 year-old.

    "I think it's about time we started cussing."

    The 4 Year-old nods his head in approval.

    The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'

    The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

     

    When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out."

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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