She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day
when her husband walked up and asked her,
what are we having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting
in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the
weeds, she snapped,
"I can't believe you're asking me about supper
right now! pretend I'm out of town, go inside
and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."