Big Cliff Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 (edited) Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting on the couch, watching TV and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, dad, where are your glasses?" This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun. Edited December 17, 2019 by Big Cliff 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamona Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Prostitute Club, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 I hope they are paying you well Big Cliff! That's not easy 5 times a week at age 73! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Good one fine sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Mile high Cliff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wkrp Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 How much for 5 jumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Hilarious Cliff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cast-Away Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Great one Cliff! I will share that one with my Mother-In-Law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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