Just for fun

[Big Cliff]

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do
something useful with my time. "Like sitting on the couch, watching TV and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked.

 Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to
the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.

 I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

 She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

 I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.  She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, dad, where are
your glasses?" This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

 "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!"

 The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

 Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can
be fun.

 

Edited December 17, 2019 by Big Cliff

[mamona]

Prostitute Club, hahaha

[Headhunter]

I hope they are paying you well Big Cliff! That's not easy 5 times a week at age 73!

HH

[GBW]

Good one fine sir!  

[ketchenany]

Mile high Cliff!

[wkrp]

How much for 5 jumps?

[ccmtcanada]

Hilarious Cliff!! 

[Cast-Away]

Great one Cliff! I will share that one with my Mother-In-Law!