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A doctor decides to make a career Change!!

After 20 years of work, a successful gynecologist had become fed up with
malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and decided that, even though
this is all he knew, he would seek new career for himself.
Hoping to try a career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he
decided to become a mechanic, as working in a garage is always something
he thought he might be good at.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor,
saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my
entire career.”

 

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3 hours ago, Dutch01 said:

One can assume a proctologist would get a similar score 😉

Yeah but through the tail pipe>

Dan

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