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On 8/10/2019 at 10:44 PM, grimsbylander said:

 

My biggest beef is the ramp mechanics that say “it ran great last year”!! Grrrrrr

Im sure these same guys did a fantastic job winterizing their boats.

 

I gotta laugh though Imagine starting your fogged engine on the boat ramp lmao!! SMOKE SHOW

 

Not boat related at all, but a hilarious quip from my old car club. I still dont know if it actually happened, but it was a hilarious thought anyways. Back when emmisions tests required your car to be hooked up to the government's scam machine, one of the members took a bet from a few guys that he wouldnt load his car full of seafoam before taking the E test. He apparently clouded out the entire shop ahhaha.

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In the OV Pro Bass days a couple brought there lawn chairs to Orillia to see 150 boats launch.

They where disappointed . 

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13 minutes ago, Garnet said:

In the OV Pro Bass days a couple brought there lawn chairs to Orillia to see 150 boats launch.

They where disappointed . 

Geez OV Pro Bass brings back memories. Yeah people are surprised how quickly an entire tournament can launch, park and be gone from the ramp. 👍

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4 minutes ago, Terry said:

i spent many years fishing the ov pro bass tourneys

YUPPPPPPP YER OLD

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Buddy and daughter in the boat, as I'm backing down a long slanted ramp to the launch I hear my buddy shout "Keep her coming Flint, your backing her up straighter then the bangs on a Chinese haircut" well I actually had to hit the brakes "What?" i replied! "you never heard that one" he says "NOPE" lmao my poor daughter was in tears...

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