grt1 Posted April 15, 2016 Report Posted April 15, 2016 A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?" The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles." The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?" "It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
Smokercrafty Posted April 16, 2016 Report Posted April 16, 2016 *hand clap* lol. There's one for boat humour today. Thanks.
Old Ironmaker Posted April 16, 2016 Report Posted April 16, 2016 Good one. Trainers used to take a pair of pliers and pinch your arm with them if you got a cramp. It hurt so bad you didn't mind the pain from the Charlie horse. Maybe some science to it.
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