Big Cliff Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a compound interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your "blanking" Ferrari? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaf4 Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 lol good one.... it could work to swap out beer for cigarettes too haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 And if she didn't use all that expensive make-up and facial cremes, she could have one too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moxie Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Nice one!!! No matter how hard they try we are and always be the superior sex . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Good one Cliff Debbe even grinned...when she thought I wasn't looking...after I showed it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamS Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelheadphycho Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Hahaha!!!! My wife said " my husband knocked me up three times so I have a blanking Ford Flex!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Daniels Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 And if she didn't use all that expensive make-up and facial cremes, she could have one too...You might like this joke Fisherman! "One day my wife, told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up. I asked her,"How come I have to give up stuff and you don't?" She said "The make-up is to make me pretty for you." I told her "That's what the beer is for." I don't think she's coming back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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