Rich Nelson Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Soooo, this was on MSN's homepage this morning......thought it may interest some Nice special effect ls in that vid. So here is their explanation... "At the right place, and the right time...Millions of volts of electricity trigger a chain of improbable coincidences. The chemical atoms join up, creating a bundle of genetic material. But these dont stand a chance in this extreme environment. But luck strikes again. A blob of oily material engulfs a single (chain?) to create the first ever cell.... Ha ha. Im not sure which is more ridiculous... This theory, or the big bang. And im impressed that they could travel back in time to see all the lightning, water, and the "oily blob" Where exactly did these originate then? Like I said before... No living thing can originate from a non living thing unless there is a higher power involved. ( every scientist has to agree with this, based on their research and scientific laws) Entertaining, but that was a pretty poor stab at how the universe originated... First Living Thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemper Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 It's an Atlantic salmon. Also, pickerel not walleye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 (edited) Guys, If you could sell Bull for a cent a liter you'd all be millionaires!! This is highly entertaining---keep 'er comin' y'all!! BTW---I believe there's a unifying force in the universe whose law we must obey. It's called gravity!! Edited December 3, 2012 by Knuguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenboater Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 This wins hands down as best thread ever here!! I debated creation vs evolution with a seventh day adventist in a car from Florida to Ontario,then one day during a funeral service he says Ive got it! Humans have smoked for thousands of yrs right? Then why dont we have chimmneys growning out of our heads? His wife look at him and said your an idiot and I was left with a lasting laugh rotflmao !!! No matter which side of the fence yer on, there is so much win in this thanks for the chuckle break Hirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobowski Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Now thats the best theory of all !!! Thanks for the chuckle Bobowski !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 It's really easy to explain if you believe that aliens visited this planet before there was any kind of life forms here. Then they dumped their toilet holding tanks on their way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 BTW---I believe there's a unifying force in the universe whose law we must obey. It's called gravity!! It's a good thing too, cause if it wasn't for gravity, I wouldn't be able to see the sun for all the dead birds up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 (edited) I think even atheists believe in god on Friday or Saturday nights! And in Casinos.. ...just this one last time God I swear... I wish Geroge Carlin could come back for ten minutes. He'd set us straight. Edited December 3, 2012 by Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Nelson Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 "and in casinos" And in life or death situations. There are many documented cases of non religoius, and even sworn atheists, praying to "god" when they fear they are going to die. Now why would they do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 "You swear there ain't no heaven and you pray there ain't no hell." Laura Nyro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenboater Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 And in life or death situations. There are many documented cases of non religoius, and even sworn atheists, praying to "god" when they fear they are going to die. Now why would they do that? because it's just a figure of speech ? kinda like saying holy 'you know what'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 now fishing related...lol YOU'RE KILLING ME LOL !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 I believe we're done with this one. Keep your moral compass straight and true, keep an open mind, exercise tolerance and understanding for those who's opinions may vary from your own. You may even find friends you never knew existed or perhaps even "bigfoot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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