bigugli Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM (And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?) Of course I loves ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yer gorgeous I means every single word So yer arse is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So yer belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round dere I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tells ya lies I think its very sexy Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs I swear on me grannies grave From the moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the hockey's on And get me a nudder beer. Doesn’t it just bring a tear to the eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live2fish85 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 That's a good one lol. Thank you for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Bruce ,although I aprove,me mrs,s, well,lets just say,Im getting my own beer tonight. Thanks alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I just read that out loud and the look I got means I'm getting my own everything for a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Bruce ,although I aprove,me mrs,s, well,lets just say,Im getting my own beer tonight. Thanks alot. A service buddy from the "Rock" passed it along on condition of anonymity . Something about the Mrs havin his guts fer garters if she found out he was spreading the good word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnimon Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM (And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?) Of course I loves ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yer gorgeous I means every single word So yer arse is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So yer belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round dere I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tells ya lies I think its very sexy Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs I swear on me grannies grave From the moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the hockey's on And get me a nudder beer. Doesn't it just bring a tear to the eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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