Saturday Morning Funny

[Twocoda]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Canada .

 

Well, there's a very simple answer,

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

 

We just didn't know we were getting low.

 

The reason for this is purely geographical.

 

Our Oil is located in:

 

ALBERTA

SASKATCHEWAN

BRITISH COLUMBIA

MANITOBA

COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK

COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

 

Any Questions ???

NO ?... Didn't think so.

[mercman]

You're right it all makes sense now

[Billy Bob]

As my girlfriend Sarah once said "Drill Baby Drill" ....

 

Problem SOLVED....

[Carp]

AGREED !!!

[bullybass]

Too funny Dave!!!! also a little sad cuz it's true.