Your Thursday funny

[Ron]

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Wisconsin."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Wisconsin?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says,"A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us.

 

[Terry]

LOL

 

now that is funny

[crappieperchhunter]

Careful Ron...I hear some of those Bama Boys take there animal mounting very seriously

[Whopper]

Careful Ron...I hear some of those Bama Boys take there animal mounting very seriously

Yep especially if their sisters aren't around

 

No worries Ron the plummas are from VA

Edited December 16, 2010 by Whopper

[misfish]

Thats a good,n Ron.

 

[mercman]

yup

were the men are men and the sheep are scared

[aplumma]

yup

were the men are men and the sheep are scared

 

No MM thats West Virginia your thinkin of...Your going to have to do whole lot worst than that to offend us my friend.

 

 

Art

[camillj]

Makes sense to me .. after all ... why mount animals .. when you have ............ cousins

[thebigcatch]

Lol good one

[vinnimon]

[mercman]

No MM thats West Virginia your thinkin of...Your going to have to do whole lot worst than that to offend us my friend.

 

 

Art

 

 

No way Art.Wouldnt ever do that on purpose.

[Daplumma]

That West Va stuff is a whole 9 miles up the road from here.Hope it stops at the border.

Joe