Paully Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJL Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. Sign me up for that religion...And Quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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