MJL Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 From an argumentative standpoint, I feel the validity of your points are diminished by the constant use of cliché catch phrases and metaphorical blurring without the presenting a whole lot of facts - how political In fact I’d call a lot of it sheer plagiarism. With that said, automatic complaint generators can be used to achieve the same thing in a lot less time. Plug in the organizational name into the box and go to town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Daniels Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) For the record I did not read any of your essay...I mean post, but I still disagree with you....My name is Tyler Durden #1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. #2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. #4 - Two guys to a fight. #5 - One fight at a time. #6 - No shirts, no shoes. #7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to. #8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. Edited May 14, 2010 by Ben_Daniels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikehunter Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Hey thanks for posting this. Now I am bored enough to be able to get back to sleep. Knew there would be something or someone on OFC this morning that could erase all the thoughts and ideas that were racing through my mind as I laid in bed at 3 - 4 A:M trying to get back to rest..Good night and see you when the sun comes up. Must have scored yourself some cheap crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 when they tell you to take ALL your pills please take them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Everyone knows where that came from but that wasn't my first hint. Anyone who rides a turtle to school can't be that quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisK Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 This was a fishing website last time I checked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I didn't read past discover as I didn't see fish porn... You made it farther then ME I saw the original posters name, checked the size of his rant and skipped right to everyone's comments....cause I knew it wasn't going to be worth my time to read it. Was I wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alumacraft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Check out the big brain on Brad say what one more time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I think cranky pants needs a timeout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daplumma Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Didn't think Mikie was that clever. http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehg Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Wow. "OFC" was substituted 33 times in that original composition. That has to be a record of some sort. Yup, a lot of copy/paste and fill in the blank with OFC. Need more fishing reports, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packrat Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Hmmm-----pharfalonus of the blowhole maybe?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 If that was an attempt at humour, it was very feeble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 after reading that.... I am dizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outllaw Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 wow. if a canoe was going down the road, and one of its wheels fell off. how many shingles does it take to roof a doghouse? 5 why.,,, because theres no bones in ice cream. that makes more sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solopaddler Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Everyone knows where that came from but that wasn't my first hint. Anyone who rides a turtle to school can't be that quick. Didn't think Mikie was that clever. http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ Yup, a lot of copy/paste and fill in the blank with OFC. Need more fishing reports, please. What amazes me is so many of you thought this was legit. The second I read the first couple of paragraphs it was obvious OFC had been inserted into the message. My personal guess was that it was replacing "CNN". The reply to Splashopper was particularly inventive I'll give him that much. Needless to say I'm surprised at you Mykester, overall that was quite lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Didn't think Mikie was that clever. http://ofint2.blogspot.com/2006_04_09_archive.html http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ Thank you, It makes sense now. G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin elia Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the NSA, and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cuz I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area", 'cuz they don't give a crap. It won't be their kid over there, getting shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cuz they were pulling a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there taking shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and darn' play slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the darn' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starving 'cuz every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holding out for something better. I figure: damn it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected President. Good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Farmer Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) My first thought, Why?? Hannibal Lector Is that really you riding that Turtle?? One thing about OFC, the door opens and closes. You can leave, no one here will miss you. Edited May 14, 2010 by Fish Farmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushart Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Man I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gbfisher Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://hk.video.yahoo.com/video/video.html?id=671738 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'm waiting for the punch line here. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anders Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Good movie. Thats what i was thinking when i was reading this...then i thought man, wouldn't it be cool if Matt Damon actually joined OFC! Nicely Done Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 ummm... nice fish. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) I see a BAN in the future... I think he's protected under the young offenders act... .. also great to copy, edit for name(OFC) and paste ! I thought Lundboy left.. now we have two of them! Edited May 14, 2010 by irishfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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