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Tonight was the stag and doe in honour of my fiancee and myself. One of the "fundraisers" was a fishbowl with two dace inside. The rules were simple... change would be placed within the fishbowl until the water overflowed the bowl at which point, in a most climactic fashion, the groom would consume the minnows found within (this was DEFINITELY not a fundraiser conceived by me)...

 

Hours later I noticed that one of the two minnows had met it's untimely demise. I was not too keen on eating a stanky minnow. At this point, like any true brother would, a friend stepped forth to heroically eat the bloated and dead minnow, saving me from certain gagging. As the water overflowed, we brothers bound by cyprinidae swallowed the beasts with a swig of domestic beer...good times were had by all!

 

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