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For the edification of the younger members here... us old geezers are plenty familiar with the code language...

 

It's amazing how much of this is true... i.e. ALL OF IT! :unsure:

 

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the

word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

 

(2) Five

Minutes: If she is

getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is

only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the

house.

 

(3) Nothing: This is the

calm before the storm. This means something, and you should

be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

end in fine.

 

(4) Go

Ahead: This is a

dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

(5) Loud

Sigh: This is

actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are

an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing

here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3

for the meaning of nothing.)

 

(6) That's

Okay: This is one of

the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your

mistake.

 

(7) Thanks: A woman is

thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're

welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,

unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE

sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say

'you're welcome' . that will bring on a

'whatever').

 

(8) Whatever: Is a

woman's way of saying SCREW YOU!

 

(9) Don't worry

about it, I got it: Another

dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it

herself. This will later result in a man asking

'What's wrong?' For the woman's response

refer to # 3.

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