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Real Men Wear Shirts, Because...

Real Men Wear Shirts, Because...  

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  1. 1. Real Men Wear Shirts, Because...

    • My wife or Mommy makes me wear one.
      4
    • It ruins my Alabaster complextion.
      0
    • My skin blisters like a fried pork rind and I glow like a huge red Christmas tree bulb after being in the sun for 5 min.
      10
    • A bug bit me!
      4
    • I'm a closet Southern Baptist.
      1
    • I get kinda excited when I see another man without a shirt on!
      2
    • It hides my Gynecomastia (Moobs)
      8
    • Shirts are for keepin' ya warm in cold weather only!
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    • Shirts should be optional for men AND wimmins!!!
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    • What's a shirt?
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Don't let them get to you GCD... We belong to the Brotherhood of the Bare Chest. Bears UNITE!!!

 

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I am one gorgeous man.... I don't know how I keep my hands off myself... :o

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well at leats here in Ontario, the wimmins optional is leagl..only problem with that is the ones who actually do it........you wish you never looked at in the first place, and you have to go home immediately and wash your eyes out with boiling water and bleach :lol:

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Blatently stolen from another board....

 

 

 

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many Kinds of boobs are there?'

 

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

 

Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.

In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

 

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

Stolen from another board...My apolgies

 

Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

 

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes

through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,

 

mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but

reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

 

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration and it is used only once a year!

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Oh dawg are you ever setting yourself up for this one,gosh i dont know what to say !!!! man im more worried about the 2 people that said they are turned on by guys without thier shirts on,they might be in your boat next time !!!!..lol..lol..lol :blink::unsure::mellow::huh::P

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Oh dawg are you ever setting yourself up for this one,gosh i dont know what to say !!!! man im more worried about the 2 people that said they are turned on by guys without thier shirts on,they might be in your boat next time !!!!..lol..lol..lol :blink::unsure::mellow::huh::P

 

Whew!!!... I'm glad one of the two wasn't you Shawn!!! :thumbsup_anim:

 

... just think about it though, you fish with more OFNers more often than I do... so your chances of getting one of the two in your boat are greater than mine!!! :whistling:

 

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