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A Guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss

> >>program.

> >> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before

> >>him a

> >> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a

> >>pair of

> >> Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

> >> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss

> >>company.

> >> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

> >> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later

> >>huffing

> >> and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the

> >>next four

> >> days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself

> >>and

> >> is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

> >>

> >> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The

> >>next

> >> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

> >> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

> >> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around

> >> her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

> >> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot This girl is in

> >>excellent shape .

> >> and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,

> >>the same

> >> routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better

> >>shape.

> >> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he

> >>discovers

> >> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

> >>

> >> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the

> >>7-day/50

> >> pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.

> >> 'This is our most rigorous program.'

> >> Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

> >> The next day there's! a knock at the door; and when he opens it he

> >>finds a

> >> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running

> >>shoes

> >> and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass

> >>is mine.'

> >> He lost 63 pounds that week.

Edited by silveradosheriff

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That's all good, unless the sign around his neck makes his ass look big! HA ha! Thanks for the laugh!


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