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Little Johnny was in his 3rd grade class when the

teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All of the typical answers came up -- Fireman, Policeman,

Salesman, etc.

 

Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the

teacher asked him about his father. Johnny replied, 'Well, my dad's

an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in

front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,

he'll go out to the alley With some guy and make love to him

for money.

 

Little Johnny's teacher, obviously shaken by this statement hurriedly

set the other children to work on some colouring, and took

Johnny aside to ask him, if that was really true about his father?

 

'Well, not really said Johnny', 'He plays for the Leafs but I was too

embarrassed to admit it in front of the other kids.'

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the poor leafs

 

that was funny, 10 years ago when I first heard it

but now as time marches on...

 

 

 

 

 

it's even funnier .....LOL

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yes that one has been around for quite some time now.

 

but I think it would have more of an impact today if it was the Sens he played for.

 

Losing 2-0 to the worst team in the league...wow.

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yes that one has been around for quite some time now.

 

but I think it would have more of an impact today if it was the Sens he played for.

 

Losing 2-0 to the worst team in the league...wow.

 

Yeah, yeah.........I have been around a long time too.. :lol:

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