Garyv Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . * Tourist: $5 * Broiled Missionary: $10.00 * Fried Explorer: $15.00 * Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiet, it takes all morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecmilley Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 good one, i have to avoid the liberal weiners as they give me indigestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Good one Gary. Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keram Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Good one How did they manage to lure any politician in to the jungle?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Good one How did they manage to lure any politician in to the jungle?? They told them that the trees are like their constituents - kept in the dark and unable to say anything to make changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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