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March 12 - 16 2008 Am I on time??....*pant pant, wheeze*

For the first time in my life I gonna be west of Ontario! If anyone has fished out in BC and has advice for me I would apreciate it. I looked at the cost of sturgeon fishing with a guide, and it is quite a bit even for one day in the off-season. However, it is a once in a lifetime trip for me, and I want to take full advantage if I can. So the debate is, salmon or sturgeon, or what ever else you might suggest.

My favorite slogan is, "If you can't stand behind our troops, stand in front of them!" I wish you well with the strain of having a loved one in harm's way. As to your son

your voice is different than I expected........Mea West'y

Useful information: To catch a fish - tie hook to line, wrap a worm of the hook, place in water abd wait. I hope you will find this useful Congrads on the car, you should be able to get it going fast enough to troll for Peterbuilts on the 401.

WHY YOU SHOULD OWN A DOG -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL 1)Cradlle cat in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right hand thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in hand, as cat opens, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2)Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in right arm ( to avoid injury to left arm ) and repeat process. 3)Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw away soggy pill. 4)Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in best arm, holding rear paws tightly with hand. Force jaws open and push pill into back of mouth with forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5)retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6)Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand, while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill, put down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7)Retrieve cat from curtain rail and get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow through straw. 9)Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans. Drink one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10)Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door on neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with desssert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11)Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot. Drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw t-shirt away and fetch another one from bathroom. 12)Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor, who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13)Tie the little Sh-t's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table. Get heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak fillet. Be rough if neccesary. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14)Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on the way home to order new table. 15)Arrange for SPCA to collect "cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any guinea pigs available. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL 1) Wrap it in bacon. Drop it on the floor.

GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!! thanks!

So if I forget my password...........I'm robertsoned?????????, (square head for you yanks) I thought that all boards had a secure way of retrieving your password/username.

Short of digging from the foundation outlet and following the pipe does anyone have a fool-proof way of finding the location of a septic tank? I have a walkout basement and that is the side of the house that the septic bed is located. It is a bit of an emergency situation as I have water coming out of the floor drain in my (soon to be re-) finished basement. I just finished the project 14 months ago, *dude*. Thanks in advance.

In my mind's eye those are some real nice fish!

let me guess, the admin is now going to PM you your old password.

The reason there is a skill testing question, is to prevent the contest from being a lottery. A lottery requires a whole different set of licenses and follows different rules. That is my understanding of the situation. BTW the answer is 105

http://www.slapcorey.com/ well worth a visit! I got a 642

Nice fish and a good day on the ice to boot! Enjoy your little time off.

If you like tim hortons dutchies, here is the real thing: Oliebollen: INGREDIENTS 1 (0.6 ounce) cake compressed fresh yeast 1 cup lukewarm milk 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons salt 1 egg 3/4 cup dried currants 3/4 cup raisins 1 Granny Smith apple - peeled, cored and finely chopped 1 quart vegetable oil for deep-frying 1 cup confectioners' sugar for dusting READ REVIEWS (7) Review/Rate This Recipe Save To Recipe Box Add to Shopping List Add a Personal Note Post a Recipe Photo Post a Favorite Food List Create a Menu DIRECTIONS Break up the compressed yeast, and stir into the warm milk. Let stand for a few minutes to dissolve. Sift the flour and salt into a large bowl. Stir the yeast mixture and egg into the flour and mix into a smooth batter. Stir in the currants, raisins and apple. Cover the bowl, and leave the batter in a warm place to rise until double in size. This will take about 1 hour. Heat the oil in a deep-fryer, or heavy deep pan to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Use 2 metal spoons to shape scoops of dough into balls, and drop them carefully into the hot oil. Fry the balls until golden brown, about 8 minutes. The doughnuts should be soft and not greasy. If the oil is not hot enough, the outside will be tough and the insides greasy. Drain finished doughnuts on paper towels and dust with confectioners' sugar. Serve them piled on a dish with more confectioners' sugar dusted over them. Eat them hot if possible.

CYA is a carp. They had no choice as CO2 is really nasty and a very effective killer. I sympathize with you however it is better to be looking down at the grass rather than up at the grass.

Purely promotion of my business........... And I think Holdfast has the origin of handles on CB's. Mine was Jobhunter. I was perpetually unemployed as a youth and so was always lookin for a job. A WORK job! before you get the wrong idea. Albert

So.........is YOUR birthday 9 months ago? Congrads on the happy occasion!

I love the line " How would you survive?" Duh! The caption reads population 0 (ZERO)!!! That means no survivors, right?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!, there are other sites????????????????

What a wonderful report! I see the honeymoon was a great time, despite the nonsense from Air Canada. Thanks for sharing this with us.

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sigh

Hey, easy now...that is the queen's own bed and breakfast, lunch, and dinner outfit.

My 16 year old daughter watched this and the first thing out of her mouth was, "what a loser!" I think I may have done something right..........